Disappointing Seals
The title of my last post was mildly misleading. I didn’t explain the Dildo part. Nor Dick’s really. Clickbait…
May 22, 2018-
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Dildo, Dicks and a Tiny Dino
par·a·digm shift noun a fundamental change in approach or underlying assumptions. Needed that. I woke from a strange dream…
May 21, 2018 -
Jinx Removing
Ex hubby messaged because he’s having reoccurring dreams that I’m yelling and drowning. I’m trying to convince him I’m…
May 17, 2018 -
Monday is a Creepy Fuck Boy
I went looking for my horoscope before I started writing this. It’s not there yet, but this was… Sacred…
May 15, 2018 -
We are Young
Once upon a time I went to see “Get Out” with a 25 year old Scorpio who did steroids.…
May 14, 2018 -
“I was drunk the entire time. But mostly on Thursdays.”
Guess who showed up last night? The Giant. Not physically, he just texted. But that was enough. It’s been…
May 11, 2018 -
Effort = Reward
Not hurt, just irritated. Just did what I said he was gonna do. Heaven forbid I ever get to…
May 9, 2018 -
Strip Club Shenanigans and a Deadpool T-shirt
I’ve been a magical magpie stripper this week. Men keep gifting me blue and shiny things. Gifts include… Denim…
May 9, 2018 -
The Amaryllis
Oh for a moment What a moment this is Oh for a moment of forgetting Is a moment of…
May 7, 2018 -
Unicorns and Feelings
My buddy messaged me this morning in a slight panic. “The strippers got me really drunk and I accidentally…
May 6, 2018