Sex and Sammiches (the sequel)
I was quasi-married to a dude for 5 years and every single domestic duty fell to me. The sex…
August 29, 2017-
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Dick Pics, Tinder and Mercury Retrograde
What are three things I hate Alex? Sarah for the win, or lose. So hard to tell right now.…
August 27, 2017 -
True Colors and Stubborn Love
Show me a smile then Don’t be unhappy Can’t remember when I last saw you laughing This world makes…
April 20, 2017 -
Love, Hate and Football
Ransom notes keep falling from your mouth, mid sweet talk newspaper word cut outs. Imogen Heap ~ Hide and…
December 9, 2016 -
2 Girls 1 Tinder and a Move
Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been…hang on lemme check…10 days since I have written a…
July 26, 2016 -
Not Forgotten
So Gelfling, derived from “Ghel-lflainngk” roughly translates to “those who live without knowledge of the future.” (Grant Volker).…
July 4, 2016 -
Fucking Scorpios, the Saga Continues
I believe this and live it with my whole heart. This can be compatible with my longer term…
June 26, 2016 -
Rainbows and Unicorns
I think it pisses god off if you walk by the color purple and don’t notice. Alice Walker, The…
June 24, 2016 -
Proverbial Dangling Carrots
I need a Snickers, I am not myself when I am hungry. I am on a self-proclaimed hiatus from…
June 20, 2016 -
Happiness is a Warm Bed
This is important. And now for my next trick I will use quantum physics to justify my happiness.…
March 29, 2016