Folder Full of Exes
For the record, I wrote this last night and this morning. It is now 10:45 on a Tuesday morning.…
December 13, 2017-
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The Anorexic Sex Eater
Once upon a time I decided to wean myself off the fairy tale ideal. It wasn’t upon a time,…
September 7, 2017 -
If it Sucks, Just Leave. (a guide to walking away)
I’m the actor James Franco dammit and I am in love with and common law married to a Japanese…
September 6, 2017 -
What About All the Broken Happy Ever Afters?
Him: I heard you talking in your sleep last night Her: What were you doing? Him: I was watching…
September 4, 2017 -
Stalkers and the 3 Date Rule
The cat came back the very next day, yes the cat came back, we thought he was a goner…
August 25, 2017 -
Hearts and Moons
One of the more liberating things I have ever heard in my entire lifetime is that I am…
June 25, 2017 -
Dearly Departed
Yep, that’s me. I am getting better at saying No. I am learning very slowly that No is a…
June 1, 2017 -
Erasing My Fault Lines
Um, all of them Rob ALL. OF. THEM. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Now is an excellent time to FREE…
April 11, 2017 -
Raising the Dead
Poor Panda. I rolled in way too early this morning. There was a hungover girl on our couch. I…
March 10, 2017 -
The Gauntlet
There is a very poignant (and my favorite) scene in The Color Purple wherein Sofia starts chuckling in that…
December 12, 2016