Reverse Retrograde Resolutions
42. It’s the answer to life the universe and everything. Douglas Adams, Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. I…
October 1, 2015-
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The Oracle
I’m kinda psychic. My witchiest-witch-friend used to say, ‘listen to your gut, if it rolls, don’t fucking hit send’.…
September 29, 2015 -
11:11 (a wish for my pet monster)
The 4 horsemen of my apocalypse. I want that again, something like it or something altogether better. I said…
September 27, 2015 -
It’s Not You
I wanted that too. Not holding my breath though. I hold my breath for no one. My tongue is…
September 26, 2015 -
Light vs Dark
I had an argument with the poet. Scratch that, he said something I don’t agree with and I just…
September 24, 2015 -
Cartoon Thumbs and Hearts
I hit 1.2 million post reach over the weekend. Forced me to ask the question “What is more batshit…
September 23, 2015 -
The Little Known Plague of Male Poets
M+X=Y If you don’t know the value of M X you can’t solve for Y. He doesn’t know his…
September 21, 2015 -
Boxes
What’s in the box? Gwyneth Paltrow’s severed head I presume. As far as movies go, there is usually a…
September 17, 2015 -
The Rules of Retrograde
It’s been a Twin Peaks-y few days. Yesterday it was ‘pffft new shoes’. Pulled off a pretty spectacular stage…
September 17, 2015 -
Bridges and Tightropes
I have a semi-irrational fear of open man-made structures. Heights sometimes scare me too. But specifically catwalks, scaffolding, fire-escapes,…
September 15, 2015