Floating in the Friend Zone
I float. I have always kinda floated. Sometimes in a good way, head in the clouds, free from…
July 14, 2015-
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Hot for Teacher
Wet bus stop, she’s waiting, his car is warm and dry. (The Police) Okay, I grew up in…
July 10, 2015 -
The Ruby Rose Conundrum
I keep hearing this… I’m gay* for Ruby Rose. *you keep using that word. I do not think…
July 2, 2015 -
The Stripper Whisperer
My girlfriend was warned against hiring this woman once, because said woman was a ‘slut’. My girlfriend responded “I…
June 30, 2015 -
My Condolences and Gratitude
He said he would… I could write novels about the things he said he would do to me and…
June 25, 2015 -
Trustworthy
No one is beneath me. If I could just extrapolate and realize no one is above me either, especially…
June 23, 2015 -
Temple
There is a scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom wherein an ancient Indian man…
June 21, 2015 -
Five Guys
“If I could I would round up everyone who ever ignored you and beat them up, so you’d…
June 19, 2015 -
Necromancy
If chivalry is dead, I am a necromancer. I find myself on the safe side of the sidewalk. It…
June 17, 2015 -
Building an Empire
“Well love is in the cards for you. Great time to meet new people or rekindle with someone a…
June 14, 2015