New Year, New News
It is the lunar new year. Smack dab in the middle of a very intense retrograde. Well, not the…
February 12, 2021-
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Retrograde Renovations
Anyone else remember Tobias Funke’s audition for the fire sale in Arrested Development? I am having a fire sale…
February 1, 2021 -
Ted’s Dead, and other Bad Omens
I had to decide to stay or go. I walked into my room and opened the window and Ted…
January 31, 2021 -
kthxbai, the final post.
I got acrylic nails done for the first time probably 23 years ago. And, with the exception of farm…
January 30, 2021 -
Zucked in the Ass, Hard
It is only after we lose everything that we are free to do anything. (Fight Club) I know this…
January 28, 2021 -
I Haven’t Washed my Hair in 10 Days (and other fun depression confessions)
She had watched as her sisters paired off with their soulmates seemingly seamlessly, and while she felt absolute joy…
January 27, 2021 -
Because Planets
I wish I could stop believing, I truly do. Too much anecdotal proof and the patterns are undeniable. I…
January 26, 2021 -
The Cuck Book
In my continuing inability to focus on anything at ALL I wandered over to the page of the catfish…
January 19, 2021 -
Sex Magic
We all know that sex can be magical. Well, not all. We have your garden variety fuckbois using women…
January 17, 2021 -
You Broke Me, MAGAts
What is that Stabbing Westward song from a million years ago? Oh yes. I cannot save you; I can’t…
January 14, 2021