Happiness is a Warm Bed
This is important. And now for my next trick I will use quantum physics to justify my happiness.…
March 29, 2016-
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The Most Cake
My virtual fortune cookie this morning said “Savor your freedom – it is precious.” I smiled. Been clicking on…
March 27, 2016 -
Open
“We must be willing to give up the life we planned for the one that is waiting for us.”…
March 26, 2016 -
Princess Bride vs. Sisterwife
Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage, that bwessed awangement, that dweam wivin a dweam. Mine was a…
March 24, 2016 -
Voodoo
Who do that voodoo that you do so well? The answer is…Me. I do. I just forgot myself for…
March 22, 2016 -
Twisted Limbs
“More than anything God loves admiration.” “Are you saying God is vain?” “Nah, no not vain, just wanting to…
March 20, 2016 -
Lightning Sex, a Retrospective.
She opened the door and her breath caught in her throat. The Giant in all his towering…
March 18, 2016 -
So Say I
A girl at work asked me to borrow $20 so she could go home. I said “no, clear my…
March 17, 2016 -
Opiates versus Orgasms
Captain’s log. Day 2. This sucks. I have got to start talking about something else. Anything really. I am…
March 15, 2016 -
Tantric Tantrums
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Also something about butterfly wings and…
March 13, 2016