Jeff’s Sad Face
My friend is continuously putting the sad face emoji under my blog posts. STAAAAAHP. I’m not sad. Don’t be…
March 28, 2018-
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Sticking Your Dick in Crazy
I have many a man friend back home and 90% of them, at one point have stuck their dick…
March 22, 2018 -
Everything’s Fine
Anyone who has read all of these things I write might remember I was born backwards. Full truth is…
March 21, 2018 -
Letting Go
I haven’t been writing much. I have a bunch of tabs open but I can’t seem to finish anything.…
March 20, 2018 -
Outta my Head
Not complaining, evaluating. I had to take sleeping pills to drop off last…
March 7, 2018 -
Stripper Mecca
There really is no such place. All the girls in the middle hear alternately that the west or the…
March 7, 2018 -
New Rules
I’m realizing how hand shy I really am. Unless I’m touching you…Ima think you’re a ghost. Left myself…
February 28, 2018 -
Slight Delay
The book is delayed because of a typesetting issue. I don’t know what my excuse is. Or maybe I…
February 26, 2018 -
The Sleepy Stripper and other fuck ups
So mote it be. Well, that was embarrassing. I have found that y’all love it when I admit my…
February 23, 2018 -
Eagle’s Juju
Still haven’t heard from the Swain boy. And I am ready to publicly admit, he is 75% of the…
February 22, 2018