The Granddaddy of all the Catfish
My girl parts smell ripe right now. Not in a bad way, I just smell like sex. He would…
January 23, 2017-
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My Fucked Up Fairy Tale
Once upon a time… I thought Lover Come Back by City and Color was a good way to start…
January 21, 2017 -
Building Rome and Wiggling Toes
I am having a little difficulty adjusting to home. I had these grand plans, was gonna get up early,…
January 19, 2017 -
Hollow Point Sniper Epiphany
Stay down Won’t quit True love “What are popular knuckle tattoos Alex?” No I am sorry, the correct answer…
January 18, 2017 -
Falling off my High Horse
I had a giant horse once. 16 hands high. Basically gargantuan. I fell off him. He took me next…
January 17, 2017 -
Trippin’ God’s Balls, a Retrospective.
Hot neighbor came by late one night. I had been waiting on the porch to see if I could…
January 16, 2017 -
The Agony of Atrophy
We listened to Sirius satellite radio on the drive down south. We always do. Been a big fan since…
January 14, 2017 -
Spitting in a Wishing Well (The Breeders)
Tell the wolves I am home. One of those phrases that can be taken two ways. Love those. When…
January 13, 2017 -
Heavy as a Feather
The only concrete reason I have not to trust him is because of what the others did. The ones…
January 13, 2017 -
Ch ch ch Changes
It is 5:16am. Panda left 16 minutes ago and I chose to stay awake. Yesterday’s post was absolute dog…
January 12, 2017