Boys Lie
Not poetry exactly. But pillow talk. My girls wanted vacation dick and vacation dick they got.…
September 2, 2016-
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The Secret Language of Fuckboi
“You are my inspiration and my folly. You are my light across the sea, my million nameless joys,…
August 28, 2016 -
Imaginary Friends and Enemies
…26 If Satan drives out Satan, he is divided against himself. How then can…
August 27, 2016 -
Coming Home
My boss pulled me in the office the other day and asked me what I wanted to do at…
August 25, 2016 -
What if her Name is Actually Becky?
Mama Susan (My Queen Bee) said to me when I posted this meme… …
August 24, 2016 -
Swimming without the Sharks
I notice patterns, it’s a thing I do. Not quite Rain Man, although I do agree…
August 23, 2016 -
Red Riding Hood Escapes Neverland
One of my favorite books as a kid was The Ordinary Princess by MM Kaye. A pragmatic fairy…
August 22, 2016 -
Pussy, Liquor and Boy Strippers
I bet you think strippers like you too. (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) Last night was the night to pop…
August 22, 2016 -
Fortunate Cookie
Everyone this is Sally. Sally this is…everyone. Angel came down from heaven yesterday, she stayed just long enough to…
August 21, 2016 -
No Funeral Required
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Joss Whedon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer…
August 20, 2016