Wave Goodbye to Daddy
Here comes another Mercury retrograde. Daddy is leaving us for a bit. He is going to pull way back…
August 17, 2016-
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I Love Lamp
Sunshine was in the shower and I scared the crap outta her by yelling very emphatically “I LOVE…
August 14, 2016 -
Fallout Boys
I cannot believe all y’all are making me talk about this again. Taint none ya bidness. But I guess…
August 12, 2016 -
Yesterday is Where I Left it.
Yesterday I saw a soldier demon try and claw its way out of a little girl. Constantine Yesterday,…
August 10, 2016 -
Shark Week
My girl Missy coined that phrase years ago. Still makes me giggle, but giggling is currently impossible.…
August 9, 2016 -
Tinder and the Really Big Fish
I shut that shit down 2-3 weeks ago now? I don’t know exactly, just more time has passed…
August 8, 2016 -
Firewalking
The neighbors are fighting again. At least she is fighting back this time. She sounds like a different…
August 7, 2016 -
Safety Joe and other Prophecies
Oh forfucksakes, goddammit. It actually is. Now what? Can I evict them? Do they have somewhere to go?…
August 6, 2016 -
Who is this Masked Man?
Who is he really? I have no idea. There exists a meme that makes the…
August 4, 2016 -
Of Course You can Touch my Butt
Oh honey, you had a bad day? Come over here, tuck yourself into me. And of course you…
August 3, 2016